Really…
I have absolutely no interest in talking about me. And when I say about me, I mean my person. Not my life, obviously. So while we’re talking about “about” let me tell you this: My life is a complete mess some days and a downright catastrophe on others. And for years I’ve went down that road, people telling me things like “no one could possibly invent a situation like this” and “this is better than TV”. So I finally opened my arms wide at what life threw at me and I said: You know what? This world deserves to know what is happening! So get comfortable on your couch, on the train (despite the smelly person that is ALWAYS there – trust me I feel you) or while phoning with your mom (when you stopped listening like 15 min ago when she went on and on about how it was all your [insert random family member here] fault) and enjoy instead the faults and follies you’ll only encounter at Niemandswasser.de.